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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 13:34
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the appeal of vampire stories and why are they popular in various forms of media?
No go.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Stock futures slip after S&P 500 ends three-day win streak: Live updates - CNBC
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
New iOS 26 design makes me want an iPhone 17 Air more than ever - 9to5Mac
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Study Says If You're Over 50, Taking This Vitamin May Help You Live Longer - AOL.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
NBA Finals Game 7 traffic: No one allowed to drive into Bricktown after game, says PD - News 9
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Nintendo Switch 2 passes JerryRigEverything durability test with one major flaw - Dexerto
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!